I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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