even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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