dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i just had sex bonerless
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
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