Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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