you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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