dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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