Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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