Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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