How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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