Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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