I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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