So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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