when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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