laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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