she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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