He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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