normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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