i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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