a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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