Betty ford says i'm here all night
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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