I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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