i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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