god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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