He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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