1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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