If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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