Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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