Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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