I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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