Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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