have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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