i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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