Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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