Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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