Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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