She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You've changed since you got that strap on
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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