I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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