the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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