Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize