420 ftw
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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