I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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