You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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