I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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