I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Randomize