i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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