There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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