I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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