can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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