so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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