Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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