M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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