Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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