just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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