just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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